Dibkonfom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Dibkonfom created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibkonfom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibkonfom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dibkonfom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dibkonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing purple tights.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Run away from white ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.