Gubwegfarflanstikten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring frog.

Gubwegfarflanstikten created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubwegfarflanstikten, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubwegfarflanstikten, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubwegfarflanstikten's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gubwegfarflanstikten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Always stare at clouds.