Gepsandpang is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable centipede.

Gepsandpang created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepsandpang, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gepsandpang, she will not care.

Gepsandpang's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gepsandpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always obey Gepsandpang's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.