Bellsafsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust capybara.

Bellsafsis created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Bellsafsis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellsafsis, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bellsafsis' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bellsafsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always obey Bellsafsis' priests.

3. You must love Bellsafsis.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Never gather four dolphins near towers.