Hancubjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous skunk.

Hancubjab created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancubjab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hancubjab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hancubjab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hancubjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.