Hancubjab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous
skunk.
Hancubjab created a down quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hancubjab, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hancubjab, it will destroy your home solar system.
Hancubjab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Hancubjab's Holy Commandments1. Always treat manatees with great respect.
2. Never write about cell theory.
3. Feed all hungry goats.
4. Never write about special relativity.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.