Konsiddib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish crow.

Konsiddib created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Konsiddib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konsiddib, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Konsiddib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Konsiddib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing purple corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your feet yellow.