Omtwabbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane hummingbird.

Omtwabbiss created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtwabbiss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omtwabbiss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Omtwabbiss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Omtwabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.