Voglendoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bear.

Voglendoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Voglendoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voglendoss, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Voglendoss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Voglendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing blue stockings and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Voglendoss on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Voglendoss.