Arfhubkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage wasp.

Arfhubkar created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfhubkar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arfhubkar, he will turn you into a frog.

Arfhubkar's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Arfhubkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Arfhubkar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Arfhubkar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.