Stafkanfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable dragonfly.

Stafkanfeb created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafkanfeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafkanfeb, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stafkanfeb's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stafkanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Stafkanfeb.

4. Stafkanfeb loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Stafkanfeb.