Flanhividkom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective coyote.

Flanhividkom created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanhividkom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flanhividkom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flanhividkom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flanhividkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Learn four new languages a year.