Carkanzigmabbid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Carkanzigmabbid created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Carkanzigmabbid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carkanzigmabbid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Carkanzigmabbid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Carkanzigmabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. You must love Carkanzigmabbid.