Gardoddapcar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy warg.

Gardoddapcar created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Gardoddapcar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gardoddapcar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gardoddapcar's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gardoddapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.