Jonfedduss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong camel.

Jonfedduss created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jonfedduss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonfedduss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jonfedduss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jonfedduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jonfedduss on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. You must love Jonfedduss.