Habceplag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident pigeon.

Habceplag created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Habceplag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habceplag, it will torture you forever.

Habceplag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Habceplag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Worship no other gods but Habceplag.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shave your face.