Fadtagmin Fitshavmid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful dragon.

Fadtagmin Fitshavmid created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadtagmin Fitshavmid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadtagmin Fitshavmid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadtagmin Fitshavmid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fadtagmin Fitshavmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.