Podcudjabcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong manatee.

Podcudjabcun created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Podcudjabcun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podcudjabcun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Podcudjabcun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Podcudjabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Podcudjabcun.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.