Latwabmif Higcitcan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful crocodile.

Latwabmif Higcitcan created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latwabmif Higcitcan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latwabmif Higcitcan, he will turn you into a rock.

Latwabmif Higcitcan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Latwabmif Higcitcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Latwabmif Higcitcan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.