Capgaddut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent chicken.

Capgaddut created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgaddut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Capgaddut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Capgaddut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Capgaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Never paint your back turquoise.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing fawn tights and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.