Linrulltun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring swan.

Linrulltun created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linrulltun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linrulltun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linrulltun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Linrulltun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.