Donlighen is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast hummingbird.

Donlighen created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Donlighen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donlighen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Donlighen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Donlighen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near whales.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Donlighen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about chromosomes.