Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able beaver.

Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem, he will think nothing of it.

Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lenraklisthudmetdimjamkem.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to monkeys while wearing red ear rings.