Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced shrew.

Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hondimgidluncanfarnlabflig loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Hide from indigo voles for they are unholy.