Ligfundag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful scorpion.

Ligfundag created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ligfundag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligfundag, he will think nothing of it.

Ligfundag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ligfundag's Holy Commandments

1. Ligfundag loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ligfundag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligfundag.