Kintingab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent mouse.

Kintingab created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kintingab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kintingab, she will turn you into a goat.

Kintingab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kintingab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from mauve moths for they are unholy.