Tonneglit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody turtle.

Tonneglit created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tonneglit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonneglit, it will turn you into a dog.

Tonneglit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tonneglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Tonneglit loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never sit in holy places.