Higfobban is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing dingo.

Higfobban created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfobban, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higfobban, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Higfobban's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Higfobban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if six turtles approach from the west.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.