Weequillsit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented finch.

Weequillsit created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weequillsit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weequillsit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Weequillsit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Weequillsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve coats.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.