Wodbatneg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil hare.

Wodbatneg created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbatneg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodbatneg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wodbatneg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wodbatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Always look after injured geese.