Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able skunk.

Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap three times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lanmotdissxinbunfumarplap.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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