Yartdosspark is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective rat.

Yartdosspark created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartdosspark, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartdosspark, it will turn you into a duck.

Yartdosspark's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yartdosspark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Yartdosspark in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not dye your hair black.