Zakdot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing centipede.

Zakdot created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakdot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zakdot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zakdot's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.