Ranfossgum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Ranfossgum created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfossgum, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ranfossgum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ranfossgum's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ranfossgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ranfossgum's priests.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never feed apples to mites while wearing magenta ear rings.