Nutragsag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced wasp.

Nutragsag created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutragsag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nutragsag, he will destroy your home planet.

Nutragsag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nutragsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nutragsag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the north.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.
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