Fedmumdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous finch.

Fedmumdum created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmumdum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedmumdum, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fedmumdum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fedmumdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fedmumdum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Never feed melons to foxes while wearing indigo dresses.