Natmabsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-confident snake.

Natmabsis created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natmabsis, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Natmabsis, he will cry a lot.

Natmabsis' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Natmabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Natmabsis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not covet oxen.