Fligbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying swan.

Fligbonk created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligbonk, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fligbonk's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fligbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear brown rings.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat aubergines.