Queegbunfag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast raccoon.

Queegbunfag created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbunfag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegbunfag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Queegbunfag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Queegbunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Queegbunfag loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Queegbunfag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never write about nebulae.