Cedjop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair weasel.

Cedjop created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedjop, it will turn you into a worm.

Cedjop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cedjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Do not take Cedjop's name in vain.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.