Stafhastarg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish cobra.

Stafhastarg created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafhastarg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafhastarg, he will be very unhappy.

Stafhastarg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stafhastarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never feed apples to squirrels while wearing purple jumpers.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to mites while wearing blue kilts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.