Pomgamhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish gorilla.

Pomgamhin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgamhin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomgamhin, he will turn you into a duck.

Pomgamhin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pomgamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. You must pray to Pomgamhin four times a day.