Kiklopdog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kiklopdog created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kiklopdog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kiklopdog, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kiklopdog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kiklopdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Put Kiklopdog first in all things.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. You must never eat apples.