Hapfobdob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful butterfly.

Hapfobdob created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapfobdob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hapfobdob, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hapfobdob's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hapfobdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Hapfobdob's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.