Mumhaksterstip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful owl.

Mumhaksterstip created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhaksterstip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumhaksterstip, he will turn you into a duck.

Mumhaksterstip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mumhaksterstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never eat bark.