Bosszenfid Minrakdut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty jellyfish.

Bosszenfid Minrakdut created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bosszenfid Minrakdut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bosszenfid Minrakdut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bosszenfid Minrakdut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bosszenfid Minrakdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh in the presence of porpoises.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Bosszenfid Minrakdut first in all things.