Pogpogbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise pigeon.

Pogpogbonk created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpogbonk, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogpogbonk, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pogpogbonk's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pogpogbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Pogpogbonk.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Always help dolphins in need.