Narzigdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent wasp.

Narzigdot created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Narzigdot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narzigdot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Narzigdot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Narzigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narzigdot.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.