Haphigbidapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent wyvern.

Haphigbidapp created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Haphigbidapp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Haphigbidapp, she will make you grow a tail.

Haphigbidapp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Haphigbidapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Haphigbidapp in the centre of the settlement.