Nadcephak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent hare.

Nadcephak created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadcephak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadcephak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nadcephak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nadcephak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nadcephak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.