Gumdoghud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying hippopotamus.

Gumdoghud created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumdoghud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumdoghud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gumdoghud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gumdoghud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gumdoghud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.